Rose Valley Hall
(See the end of the work for notes.)
Rose Valley Hall, the most impressive catering establishment in town, went a bit over the top to be impressive.
It boasted ten floors, fifty, yes, FIFTY dining rooms, and five hundred bathrooms, all of them numbered.
But was it a religious person or a smart aleck who had labeled the 316th bathroom, “John 3:16”?
This work was inspired by a homily from EWTN’s Fr. Mitch Pacwa,
who spoke approvingly about spectators who hold up certain signs at